‘SNL’ Weekend Update Goes After George Santos’ Botox and Onlyfans Complaints

Saturday night live‘s weekend update interviewed the representative Jorge Santos (Bowen Yang), WHO He was arrested earlier this year and whose alleged criminality was more detailed in a damning report from the House Ethics Committee this week.

Santos has since said he will not run for re-election in 2024.

“This hasn’t been a good week for you,” co-host Colin Jost He began by mentioning how the report found that Santos used campaign money to pay for Onlyfans and Botox, among other personal goods and services.

“Oh, please,” Santos replied dismissively. “Isn’t Congress kind of like Onlyfans anyway? People pay you to do disgusting things on a sad and bad live stream?

As Jost questioned the New York Republican, he faked a phone call about being part of a follow-up to the 2001 cover of “Miss jam” by Pink, Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim and Mya.

“Everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie!” Jost reacted. However, minutes later, Santos picked up something that was definitely not a phone and pretended to talk to Martha Stewart about plans for thanksgiving day.

“It’s the new iPhone Baby,” Santos said, later adding of the material his antics have been for Jost: “You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.”