» Who was missing from Taylor Swift’s Miami team?

On the first anniversary of 1989‘s, Taylor Swift gave her victory lap for the album’s huge success with a huge concert at the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. And in the most controversial Miami-related pop culture event since “The Decision,” Swift introduced the Miami Her Squad of Her. Who made the cut? pitbull (VALLEY!), Dwyane Wade and Ricky Martin. That’s pretty good, if it’s an unusually testosterone-laden lineup for a Swift squad annex. But Miami is a big city, and Taylor’s team there needs to expand to the size of her cast of “Bad Blood” videos. Having lost part of her Nashville base during her controversial move from country to pop, Taylor needs to take back the South more than ever. Here are suggestions on how Taylor can fill in the blanks on his Miami squad.

Gloria Estefan

How could Taylor forget to ask the most powerful diva in Miami music history to join her on stage? Is it because Taylor I can’t do the conga? It’s probably that. Estefan has acquired a lower public profile in recent years, but she probably would have walked out on the team herself. They have a couple of things in common. Swift and Estefan share a bad boys love, and they have a bunch of Grammy Awards. If she can’t get Gloria, Taylor should at least try for the rest of the miami sound machine.

2 live crew

Taylor has been dipping her toe into the rap pool, collaborating with Kendrick Lamar and bringing rappers like Nelly and now Pitbull to the stage. It’s time for her to get in the hot tub with Uncle Luke. If you listen to the subtext of some of Taylor’s sexier songs, you’ll realize that she’s not that far off from “Me So Horny.” And when she sums it up, aren’t songs like “Pop That Pussy” and “Throw the ‘D’” about girl power? It’s time for Taylor to allow herself to be as nasty as she really wants and announce that her next album will be all Miami bass. Taylor can welcome them to the stage, and in return, they can say, “WELCOME 2 THE FUCK SHOP, TAYLOR!”

William H. Macy

Bet you had no idea William H. Macy was from Miami! I say that because I had no idea that William H. Macy was from Miami. That’s because he is THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD! He probably thought that this adorable everyman was born in the heart of the Midwest because of Fargo, but no, you can’t spell “William H. Macy” without “Miami”. Adding Macy to your squad has never been a bad idea. Think of all the squads he has helped with his presence: he is an original member of David Mamet’s squad and has performed squad duties for Mamet in aolean, state and mainand Move the dog. stands proudly in the Opusquad of Mr. Holland and Paul Thomas Anderson’s Last Altmanesque Mega Squads In Boogie Nights and Magnolia. Even the jurassic park iii The peloton was animated by his presence. And let’s not forget his collaborations in the television squads of sports night and Shameless. If you don’t have William H. Macy on your squad, is it worth having a squad?

Rick Ross

What do Rick Ross and Taylor Swift have in common? They both know how much it hurts to be called a fake bitch. Regardless of how you feel about Taylor, you can’t deny how much she’s dominated this year as a result of pushing herself every day.

Yngwie Malmsteen

As Taylor has transitioned from country to pop, she’s lost one thing: sweet, sweet guitar snippets. Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitarist now living in Miami, would be a vital asset that could help Taylor get his shredding quotient back. Sure, we all like “Style” now, but imagine how much more seedy ’80s could be if he had a long, sweaty, technically perfect guitar solo from Yngwie Malmsteen.

trills

How dare you come to Florida and not invite the baddest bitch on the stage? How dare you! Diamond Princess would be a nice addition to Taylor’s team, especially now that she’s a free agent, that she’s no longer contractually required to be on the Slip-N-Slide team with Trick Daddy. Trina could teach Taylor a thing or 12 about breakup songs: She’s written “fuck you” and “I love you” songs about ex Lil Wayne, priceless paybacks, and pillow talk (“to please me you have to sleep in it”). Actually, screw Trina joining Taylor’s squad. Taylor needs to join Trina.